Random much?

Just say the first random thing to come to your mind.

WTF is up with all the Ninjas?! They're everywhere!!! - Unknown.

"Hey Joey, can I be in this episode? OWWW!!" - Bakura

Bakura! I know how we're gonna defeat the pharaoh once and for all!!!
Let me guess.... we're gonna challenge him to a children's card game?
No! We're gonna take from him the source of his power!
..his millennium puzzle..?
Foolish fool!

~Leather Pants, by the same guy who did YGO Abridged. CardgamesFTW on The tube.

I forget the rest XD

"I iz a hot-ayr ba-loon!" - My crazy little cousin....

I can haz cheezeburger? - Lolcats at www.Icanhascheezeburger.com

"That's what she said." Beavis and Butthead

"Your entire life has been a mathematical error." GLaDOS - Portal.

"Analytic and algebraic topology of locally euclidean metrization of infinitely differentiable riemannian manifold"
- Tom Lehrer, "Lobachevsky"

(Just try to say that five time fast...)

A convo that happened between me and a friend, I cut the first and last parts off of it to save time.
...
Me: Fine! *looks* Ugh, Range, Strength and HP
Friend: Oh good, so only 4 more.
Me: ...
Me: Last I checked, Ugh wasn't a skill.
Friend: Uhhh... I knew that.
Me: You fail :P
Friend: Epically Dx
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"I will find you and I will murder you and **** your mom you !@#$%^&" - Hilarious 10 year old I met over Shoddy Battle

"Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.... Maybe BLACK MESA! That was a joke, haha, fat chance." GLaDOS - Portal, ending theme song; Still Alive.

"Me: Black Mesa? Ha! Last time I came out of Black Mesa, I was carrying a bloody crowbar in one hand, and a bullet ridden Headcrab in the other. Best time of my life I tell ya....Never going back there again. Ever.
Friend: Ehhh...but you just said...
Me: I know what I said! I ment that it was such a thrilling, bloody, creepy experiance, that I really would rather not go through it again. Thank you."

- A conversation started when one of my friends asked me if i would be willing to help her get through the last few parts of Half-Life. She then stated that it would be a chance to see Black Mesa in its formor glory again. I decided not to accept stating that I was busy with my comics and other stuff. My real reson for not accepting this....invatation...was that I would rather not have my friends see me freaking out every time an alien or zombie scientist pops up out of no-where. Heh heh...I admit openly that I am a total scaredy-cat...=w=

"I love you, the n00b." - Silver

"Do I have to give myself wankers cramp?!" Bakura - YGOTAS

"Snarks are effective in a way that you will probably kill yourself trying to kill them"
- The G-Man Squad, seeing how effective Half-Life Snarks are...and as you can tell...they're not that effective...

"What light! Through yonder window breaks wind!" Really bad shakespear joke =.=

"Rock a bye baby in the tree top...
(Uh....What's a cradle doing in a treetop in the first place?)

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock...
(Hmm...a cradle rocking, a nice soothing image...)

When the bough* breaks, the cradle will fall...
(Eh?! Wait! This is really not a good situation here!)

And down come baby, cradle and all!
(Ugh...listening to these songs now, I wonder why I didn't get more nightmares when I was little...)"

- My commentary on a common childhood lullaby.

*branch

((Sigma... You must have heard of 'Tim Hawkings' before XD He did a skit on that lullaby almost word for word as you XD heres a link))

Uncle Mom!
((Saw it on a penny tee))

"Are you fed up with children usig rude language like this?:

-Put the AWP down, you n00b.
-Dude, you suck. Uninstall the game.

I don't even know what that means!

-Pick up a weel gun. Pick up a WEEL gun!

A wheel gun? Only 8 years old and he's already talking about drive-bys!"

- Counterstrike, For kids!