Random Quotes!

Post a random quote from anything for a video game, tv show, book, anything.
Please make sure to give credit to who/what/where ever the quote unless you can't remember and can't find it via Google search.

"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container or something, why don't you rub your face all over it?" GLaDOS - Portal.

"I sure hope you know what you're doing...." - scientist from Half-Life

[Me: Nope! Hmm...I wonder what 'overdrive' means?]

*Looks around*...*Drops off post*

Adams: "Well it doesn't matter. I'll not appear in the history books anyway. Only you. Franklin did this and Franklin did that and Franklin did some other damn thing. Franklin smoked the ground and out sprang George Washington, fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and then the three of them, Franklin, Washington, and the horse, conducted the entire Revolution all by themselves."

Franklin: "...I like it."

- John Adams and Benjamin Franklin, 1776

*Scurries off*